What a great day. My philosophy professor who I have horribly filthy thoughts about said I phrased things BEAUTIFULLY and he wants to CHAT with me AFTER CLASS. Then I went to Schubas and saw my literary idol host a wonderful show and then I met her afterward and she told me to MESSAGE HER on facebook because she could give me a list of good open mikes around Chicago (does this count as networking? I was pretty much just trying not to cry the whole time). Then I had a three dollar vodka cranberry (a steal in Chicago) and got Noodles & Company and went home to kiss my cat’s little face.
Twelve hours ago I was debating about even getting out of bed today.
GET ON HER LEVEL HOE
Dave Chappelle on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart — 22nd September 1999 [x]
LOL @ another Chapepelle truism.
Actresses that I absolutely adore - I always get asked, ‘Where do you get your confidence?’ I think people are well meaning, but it’s pretty insulting. Because what it means to me is, ‘You, Mindy Kaling, have all the trappings of a very marginalized person. You’re not skinny, you’re not white, you’re a woman. Why on earth would you feel like you’re worth anything?